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By Mia Mercado March 19, Finding love in the time of coronavirus may be difficult, but the internet certainly isn't letting that stop it. Staying home or at least six-feet from other people? Good, just checking — we can still keep it sexy from afar. Yes, you can still poke someone on Facebook.

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Yes, you can still poke someone on Facebook. Who knows! Will You Be My Quarantine?

Word play, especially during a pandemic, is welcome. Six-feet, Please. Raya has left the chat.

Worst chat up lines ever

Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours? Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest? Don't be so picky I wasn't!

Worst chat up lines ever

I just shit in my pants Can I get in yours? I lost my virginity I may not be able to knock bottom, but I'll scrape the shit out of the sides! My body is telling me yes.

I hope yours is doing the same thing. Is there a magnet in your pants?

Worst chat up lines ever

Cause I'm attracted to your buns of steel! Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me. Girl, you better have acuz you are driving me crazy Oh uo, I'm choking!

Worst chat up lines ever

I need mouth to mouth, quick! The only thing I want between our relationship is latex It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine Do you need a napkin?

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eved Save a horse, ride a cowboy. I'm gay but you might just turn me straight. What's your favorite silverware?. Take good care of your mother, because one day she'll be my mother-in-law. Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me? Be unique and different, just say yes.

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If I filp a coin what are my chances of getting head? Hey there you look good, how many guys do I have to wait behind?

Nice socks, can I try them on? Blonde, James Blonde Hey, somebody farted.

Lets get out of here! You've got the whitest teeth I have ever seen! Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phonecan I please borrow yours?

Can I have directions? Hi, are you legal? No, your too hot to be legal.