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Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours? Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest? Don't be so picky I wasn't!
I just shit in my pants Can I get in yours? I lost my virginity I may not be able to knock bottom, but I'll scrape the shit out of the sides! My body is telling me yes.
I hope yours is doing the same thing. Is there a magnet in your pants?
Cause I'm attracted to your buns of steel! Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me. Girl, you better have acuz you are driving me crazy Oh uo, I'm choking!
I need mouth to mouth, quick! The only thing I want between our relationship is latex It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine Do you need a napkin?
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eved Save a horse, ride a cowboy. I'm gay but you might just turn me straight. What's your favorite silverware?. Take good care of your mother, because one day she'll be my mother-in-law. Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me? Be unique and different, just say yes.
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If I filp a coin what are my chances of getting head? Hey there you look good, how many guys do I have to wait behind?
Nice socks, can I try them on? Blonde, James Blonde Hey, somebody farted.
Lets get out of here! You've got the whitest teeth I have ever seen! Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phonecan I please borrow yours?
Can I have directions? Hi, are you legal? No, your too hot to be legal.